WordPress Causing Me To hemorrhage

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I canNOT get this app-LI-K-SHUNNNN….too many linkstoo many OPSHINNZZ…too many things to click and press and follow and move and save and delete and save and D-LEEET….HOW CAN ANYONE besides Bill Gates and Zuckerberg navigate this site withOUT becoming mercilessly tortuRED by a BLOODY, SOUL-SUCKING MYYYYY-GRAIN  H E A D – A C H E ?!?!?!?!?!?! I canNOT be THIS stupid; THIS CONFYOOOZED….please; someone bring me a Valium the size of a HOCKEY PUCK….I BEG YOU…….